Don LaFonatine, also known as "the movie announcer guy", is dead at 68. Movie trailers will never be the same.
May he rest in peace.


A 40K Christmas Twas the night before ChristmasA 40K Christmas by ~Shazmir
and all through the barracks
not a creature was stirring not even the ferrets.
***
The servitor stalked through the hallways with care
as though in fear they may be mauled by a bear.
The Space Marines all tucked in tight in their bunks,
dreaming of blowing the 'nids into chunks.
***
When all of a sudden there arose a great clatter,
I called an Inquisitor to look into the matter.
I ran to the hanger, Laspistol in hand,
and saw a red Thunderhawk with a single white band.
***
From it there walked a man clad in red,
no sign of a helmet atop his great bearded head.
He carried a sack filled with hundr